Kitchen Chaos Wrangler Mugs

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Cookbooks

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

Man's cooking explodes.

How to correctly estimate cooking time

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Ten out of ten for effort...

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

Anti-inflammation recipes

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

Chef De Party.

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

'Do you want toast with that?'

Cooking

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

Disaster in the kitchen.

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

Parental Training Course

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

'Oh, yes. We often have people around when my Wife cooks... Usually, the fire brigade.'

'Don't blame me - It's my husband's cooking!'

Chef: 'Howz that Octopus coming along Jeff?'

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.

"That is why you don't put 'instant rice' in a slow cooker."