Kitchen Chaos Fan Mugs

"Oh my god- the salad's on fire!"

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

Computer Room.

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Cookbooks

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

Man's cooking explodes.

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Ten out of ten for effort...

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

Anti-inflammation recipes

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

Chef De Party.

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

Disaster in the kitchen.

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

Cooking

Incorrect weather forecasts.

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

It's all gravy.

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

'Oh, yes. We often have people around when my Wife cooks... Usually, the fire brigade.'

'Don't blame me - It's my husband's cooking!'

"You get one every time you order something online."

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.

"That is why you don't put 'instant rice' in a slow cooker."