
Get me a bottle of house white. I need to clean the stainless steel surfaces.
Decorate their kitchen or pantry with a witty art print that highlights the indispensable role of a kitchen assistant in style and humor.
Get me a bottle of house white. I need to clean the stainless steel surfaces.
Chef: 'Howz that Octopus coming along Jeff?'
'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'
Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.
Counting ribs
"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."
A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.
"That's it. We’re toast."
Soup of the month.
"You're the lid to my pot."
Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.
Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"
"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."
'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'
'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'
"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."
"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"
Kitchen Kapers
Too much cilantro
"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"
"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"
"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"
Lockdown casserole
"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."
'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'
'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'
"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."
"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"
"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"
Salt and Pepper
"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."
Chef copy robot
'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'
'Cooking'
The dress uniform of the Catering Corps
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