Kitchen Appliance Specialist Prints

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Lady of the Cake.

Domestic Goddess.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

GMOs: The Next Generation

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Cake Friday!

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

Lockdown casserole

'Does this thing get channel four.'

'Cooking'

Witch's Brew.

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

The Perfect Foil

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

Tzatzikicicle

Cookery Lesson.

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."