Kiss Connoisseurs Prints

"Do we kiss these people?"

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"I suffered a stroke."

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Who's a cutey?

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

Two minds but with a single thought.

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

'The website made a mistake. Not 'erotic' - 'neurotic'.'

"They swabbed and tested every kissed ass in the firm, and Orlitzky's DNA was a perfect match."

'You're cute when you blow your cool.'

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

Wildlife Refuge

'What d'you mean - you've changed your minds?'

"I don't feel we've known each other long enough to sit in a booth."

"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."

"I dreamt I was on a desert island with seven starving women."

"Why don't you stop by and stray for awhile."

'HEY,no Tongue!'

"She doesn't have the hots for you. She doesn't even have the lukewarms for you."

'Because it's the only thing that still whistles at me. That's why I keep it.'

"I'll kiss you later. Catch! I meant catch you later!"

'That was quite a birthday party - we played full-contact spin-the-bottle.'

"You had me at hell."