Kiss Connoisseurs Prints

"Do we kiss these people?"

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"I suffered a stroke."

Who's a cutey?

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

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"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

'You're cute when you blow your cool.'

"They swabbed and tested every kissed ass in the firm, and Orlitzky's DNA was a perfect match."

'The website made a mistake. Not 'erotic' - 'neurotic'.'

Two minds but with a single thought.

"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

Fresh Lobster

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

"It turs out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

Wildlife Refuge

'What d'you mean - you've changed your minds?'

'HEY,no Tongue!'

"Why don't you stop by and stray for awhile."

"I dreamt I was on a desert island with seven starving women."

"I don't feel we've known each other long enough to sit in a booth."

"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."

'Because it's the only thing that still whistles at me. That's why I keep it.'

"She doesn't have the hots for you. She doesn't even have the lukewarms for you."

"I'll kiss you later. Catch! I meant catch you later!"

"Your sobrino sure sounds happy...all because he kissed a girl?"