Kissing Aficionado Prints

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

Sign reads: 'Kisses ?5.00'

Knight Golfing

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Call me?"

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Sitting in a tree

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Mantis Love

Valentine Day

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Love Birds love just being together

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

Tongue in the ear...

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

Love in Boom

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

You just keep giving.

Knights Wing Mirrors.

"Wow, you look sexy today."

Banana Smoothie

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

'I'm developing a foot fetish.'

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

"I'm gonna talk to her. How's my breath?"