Kissing Aficionado Prints

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

Sign reads: 'Kisses ?5.00'

Knight Golfing

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Call me?"

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Sitting in a tree

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Mantis Love

Valentine Day

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

Tongue in the ear...

Love Birds love just being together

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Love in Boom

You just keep giving.

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Knights Wing Mirrors.

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

Banana Smoothie

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

I can't bear to be without you.