Kirk Douglas Fan T-Shirts

I'm Spartacus.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

Missing You.

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

S.P.F. 1,000

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

Cupid and parachutists.

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

"The back flip was a nice touch."

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

Fan-Centric Stadium

Martial Arts

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

Cat Stops Cupid

The globe vaults over Covid-19

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

Men's Parallel Bars

St. Patrick's Day

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

Missing You#2

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

"So the knight married the damsel and they lived not-unhappily ever-after, though the knight regretted not having slain a few more dragons in his prime."

Love in Church

"Suspect apprehended... Caught bowhunting without a license and indecent exposure..."

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

'Yes, she does need orthotics, but the good news is that you have good health insurance...'

'My boyfriend says that every Valentine's day he's reminded how much of a good shot cupid is. My boyfriend has a way with words. I hope he uses some of them to propose.'