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'I'm John Glynn. My dad is your dad's boss. Give me that swing.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Swinging

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Swing

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

An angry barbecue.

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Where's my horse?'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Automatic swing machine

A bride and a groom on a swing

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

Stone henge swing.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

Adding people with a background in music has made the team better. The new hitting coach is just like clarinet player Benny Goodman. Benny Goodman was "The King of Swing"! Nobody is better with that instrument than this guy. That's why he's playing first bass! The rock star with bat cleanup for the team. He'll have some big hits this year! And the opera singer will be the new ace on the mound. Thanks to the perfect pitch!

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

Chris felt that, with diligence, he could teach Jack to hit a 1-iron by 11 months.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'The records show, I took the blows and did it, the way of whatever sheep happened to be in my way.'

Yay! A swing! - 'Cool.' - 'Uncool.' -