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"Put me on the intercom. It's time for the Morning Motivational Roar."

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

'You are a self-starter... problem is, you never finish anything.'

'Thank you, Leo. Nothing like a roar to get us going in the morning.'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

"You can do it!"

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

"It was a scary few minutes but now I'm making a fortune as a motivation speaker."

'Way to go! You too, way to go!' It was true. They both had a way to go.

"Nihilistic rage motivates me to cling desperately to this job."

Support, Encourage, Inspire.

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

'Fantastic chance to show what you can do...resources are of course stretched...we'd be very grateful.'

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'I'm starting to think this will be a year without any raises.'

"Are you talking to amoeba?"

"When you read up on it you realise how complicated management is."

'An E-pamphlet? Seriously?'

Great coaching is about sharing an understanding of where your coachee is trying to get to...

Perks of self-employment.

"Follow me."

"They finally gave me the employee of the month award, but it kind of loses its meaning when every single other employee has already gotten it five times.'

"The GOOD news is that your promotion puts you in charge of the team, the BAD news is you ARE the team."

'The customer is King'

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