King Of Excuses Prints

Decorate their space with prints that highlight the master storyteller. Perfect for anyone who’s always ready with a creative excuse and a laugh.

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'Sorry I'm late getting home from work. I overslept.'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work. I overslept.' mockup

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work. I overslept.'

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'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...' mockup

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

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"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on." mockup

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

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"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!" mockup

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

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Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.' mockup

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

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Procrastinator Hall of Fame

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"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on." mockup

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

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"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work." mockup

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

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Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses. mockup

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

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'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...' mockup

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

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"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

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'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.' mockup

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

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'I didn't come to work yesterday because Tuesday is the new Monday.'

'I didn't come to work yesterday because Tuesday is the new Monday.' mockup

'I didn't come to work yesterday because Tuesday is the new Monday.'

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"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests." mockup

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

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'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?' mockup

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

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'I was just, er, conserving energy.' mockup

'I was just, er, conserving energy.'

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REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.'

REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.' mockup

REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.'

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'Your wife didn't do this. I'd recognize your handwriting anywhere.'

'Your wife didn't do this. I'd recognize your handwriting anywhere.' mockup

'Your wife didn't do this. I'd recognize your handwriting anywhere.'

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'Can you stop giving me homework, Miss...My dog's putting on weight.'

'Can you stop giving me homework, Miss...My dog's putting on weight.' mockup

'Can you stop giving me homework, Miss...My dog's putting on weight.'

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'Thanks for inviting me to go fishing, Ted. With hunting season over I was running out of ways to avoid working around the house!'

'Thanks for inviting me to go fishing, Ted. With hunting season over I was running out of ways to avoid working around the house!' mockup

'Thanks for inviting me to go fishing, Ted. With hunting season over I was running out of ways to avoid working around the house!'

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'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.' mockup

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

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'I'm very creative and creative people are not afraid to fail.'

'I'm very creative and creative people are not afraid to fail.' mockup

'I'm very creative and creative people are not afraid to fail.'

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The dog that does the homework... mockup

The dog that does the homework...

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"Sorry I can't make it tonight, I'm busy organising my widgets."

"Sorry I can't make it tonight, I'm busy organising my widgets." mockup

"Sorry I can't make it tonight, I'm busy organising my widgets."

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Reasons to avoid training no.236 - A leaf on the path.

Reasons to avoid training no.236 - A leaf on the path. mockup

Reasons to avoid training no.236 - A leaf on the path.

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"Let me guess - your gas pedal stuck." mockup

"Let me guess - your gas pedal stuck."

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"You create a diversion and I'll sneak out the back door."

"You create a diversion and I'll sneak out the back door." mockup

"You create a diversion and I'll sneak out the back door."

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"I don't do well on standardized testing. I blame it on standardized tests."

"I don't do well on standardized testing. I blame it on standardized tests." mockup

"I don't do well on standardized testing. I blame it on standardized tests."

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'Is it my fault they didn't send me to obedience school?'

'Is it my fault they didn't send me to obedience school?' mockup

'Is it my fault they didn't send me to obedience school?'

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"My dog ate my homework."

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"I guess I'll need to stay home from school 'til the bandages come off."

"I guess I'll need to stay home from school 'til the bandages come off." mockup

"I guess I'll need to stay home from school 'til the bandages come off."

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"We must stay focused on the problems of today so we can formulate the excuses for tomorrow."

"We must stay focused on the problems of today so we can formulate the excuses for tomorrow." mockup

"We must stay focused on the problems of today so we can formulate the excuses for tomorrow."

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A Day In The Life Of... Deflector Man mockup

A Day In The Life Of... Deflector Man

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King Of Excuses Prints Collection

King Of Excuses Mugs

Explore our mugs collection—wonderful options for funny gifts for the king of excuses who loves to start their day with humor.

King Of Excuses Pillows

Find funny and cozy pillows that celebrate the king of excuses—adding humor to any lounge or bedroom.

King Of Excuses T-Shirts

Discover our humorous t-shirts—perfect for the creative storyteller who enjoys wearing their wit.