Kindle Enthusiast Prints

If you choose to read on a Kindle in the privacy of your own home, that's your business, but we're still calling this a @#$% book club.

If you choose to read on a Kindle in the privacy of your own home, that's your business, but we're still calling the a X$%^ book club.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Victor Hugo

First Novels.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Thomas Mann.

Reading my Critics

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Television Readers.

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"Now I really hate poetry."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Voltaire

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Silence of the Chickens...

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Characters jumping out of a book.

Audio Books

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

George Orwell

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Iris Murdoch

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"Author does not do tricks."

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'