Kindle Enthusiast Mugs

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

First Novels.

Thomas Mann.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Reading my Critics

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Television Readers.

Voltaire

"Now I really hate poetry."

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Silence of the Chickens...

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Characters jumping out of a book.

Audio Books

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Iris Murdoch

"Author does not do tricks."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"