Kindle Companion Prints

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"You're the lid to my pot."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"I heard they mate for life."

Reading the sports pages.

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

Fishermen

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Salt and Pepper

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

Running Latte

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

"Gigot de sept heures."

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

Leaf zone!

Best friends without borders.

"Are you as excited as I am?"

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

Love.

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

Pixie Dust $2.00 A Handfull

"We can't invite the cats and mailman and not invite the squirrels, right?"