Kilt Lover Prints

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

'There's more to Scotland than haggis and golf!'

The Scottish mountaineer

'Och lye the news'

"Honest. My kilt's at the cleaners."

Help from a Scotsman with a fish.

Billy Connelly.

'We were feeling hungry so we thought we'd pop into Macdonalds!'

The Scottish Lawn

Scottish Birthday

Scottish Birthday

Scottish chess.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'Thank-you God.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"The knights of the round accent table"

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Scottish party

Out of kilter.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

Scot holding a heart.

We regret to inform you that your poem, "The Ramen," does not meet our publishing needs at this time. The short, frustrating career of Edgar Allan Typoe.

Cat Lover's Leap.

The Critic...

Stable boys and Scottsman

Scot country dancing,

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Great Moments in Computer History: Betsy Ross sews the first bar code.

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"