Kilt Lover Mugs

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

'There's more to Scotland than haggis and golf!'

The Scottish mountaineer

'Och lye the news'

"Honest. My kilt's at the cleaners."

Help from a Scotsman with a fish.

'We were feeling hungry so we thought we'd pop into Macdonalds!'

The Scottish Lawn

Scottish Birthday

Scottish Birthday

Scottish chess.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'Thank-you God.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"The knights of the round accent table"

Scottish party

Out of kilter.

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

Scot holding a heart.

Cat Lover's Leap.

Scot country dancing,

The Critic...

Stable boys and Scottsman

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Great Moments in Computer History: Betsy Ross sews the first bar code.

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

The Best of Times/The Worst of Times

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"