Kids Who Love Gadgets Mugs

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Haircuts

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Baby Screen Time

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

Baby Potty Training Robot

Baby cries into a cellphone.

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

'Aww, his first mobile...'

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

Modern Baby Mobiles

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

Sugar Machine

"Can Ethan come out to swipe and scroll?"