Kids' Hero Mugs

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Babies vs. Dogs

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

JAMES BONDING

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

'Mother will catch you!'

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

Dad's home

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

"I mean, he does have a point."

"It's different when they're your own."

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

"Kosovo, Iraq, Afghanistan...Sarge Higgins is one hell of a tough guy! But he wouldn't have a chance against my mom - she raised three kids!"

'I'm about to throw a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

'My problems seem small to you because you're so darn BIG'

'Come out of that cupboard. If you can't stand up to the class bully, who will? After all, you are the Headmaster...?'

"Ugh. I've been on hold for 20 minutes..."

"You were right, honey, she was tired... I only had to read six books to her tonight!"

'You know you're 40 when...'