Kids First Trip T-Shirts

'This is Disneyland in Paris....is your son's name Robert?'

'What zip code are we in now?'

"First class, or with children?"

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Are we there yet?'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

The Family Joules: Part 6

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

Mother CareBaby Gap

'I mean...'

A Day in the Country.

'Are we there yet?'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

Summer Energy

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

Rent a Room With Hot Water

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

'Are we there yet?'

Satellite Navigation for children - "How many more miles is it?"

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'