Kidney Transplant Gifts

'Well?! Don't you notice anything different? I got a new kidney!'

"Your kidney is in a holding pattern over new jersey and should be here in two hours."

"A new kidney is no problem. Do you want to buy or lease?"

'If this works, don't forget to thank her for the kidney.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

'Henry had a successful animal organ transplant - isn't that right, Henry?'

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

New life (organ donation)

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'Bad news, pastor. The only donation we've gotten so far is a Wurlitzer from the orchestra.'

"Good news Mr Pondexter! We found a kidney donor."

Surgeon to other: 'First organ transplant?'

'I guess the transplant went ok - I just got a love letter from my new liver!'

Organ Donor Card

Tele-Heart Delivery to the Hospital.

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

Pig heart donation saves human life

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

"Don't worry. I'm doing someone's liver resection tomorrow and I'll grab one of their kidneys."

Is there anyone here from 'customer care'? Could you tell them I'll ring back as soon as I've got my new kidney in!

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

'With my new heart I have to worry about cholesterol.'

'My husband left his body to medical science. He became chicken soup.'

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

'He was a lifelong knee-jerk liberal until he got knee replacement surgery.'

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."

'We are doing everything we can to find a donor.'

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."