Kiddie Pool Jokester Gifts

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Fishing from the Pier

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

'Distracting the fish.'

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"That's the deep end."

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

The Nor'easter Bunny.

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

'Is it just me, or does this water feel unnaturally warm?'

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

The Jim Carrey of fish is a real cutup in shool!

'Alan, it's the 11th hole, and that Tiger Woods mask isn't intimidating us...'

'To err is human. To really mess up, we've got to do some planning.'

'Well if sixty is the new fifty and forty is the new thirty then yes,twenty must be the new ten...'

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

School Crossing

'Sorry I'm late, staff

It looks like you been fighting. You should take an anchor management class.

I don't care if it's a better workout, I'm not wearing ankle weights.

I've never seen octopi in a school. They were all expelled for making armpit noises!

Bomb's Away

Diving into a Fake Pool

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'Don't worry...that's our mascot'

'I don't care if your mother did insist you wear it to swimming lessons, go and take it off!'

A pirate fishes using his hook.

Ah heck, don't complain now! This is just the 'Warm-up'!