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"He likes it."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

Lemonade Inc.

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"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

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Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

So tell me, Junior.

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

"But on the bright side, we're holding our own in a 12 trillion dollar economy!"

'Since the healthcare legislation became law, our Little MBA kit outsells our Little Doctor Kit by a hundred to one.'

"I don't mind him running his own tech company at his age. However, I wish he would, at least, dress his age."

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

"Video game? No, I'm using the raise in my allowance to buy back stock."

Experience the regional flavors of 2163 Pigeonhole Lane.

'I hear you have a side business.'

Two kids are selling iced tea from roadside stands; one is selling regular iced tea for 50¢ a cup, while the other is selling Long Island ice teas for $5.00 a cup.

"On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate our product?"

"Want to play company officers and corporate raiders?"

"For my bat mitzvah, my dad is getting me incorporated."

"I'm aware of that. Fortunately there are no child management laws."

Of course it's real spring water. I got it out of this hose last April!

'Now that we've merged, I'm laying you off.'

Lemonade Stand with Disclaimer: 'No animals were harmed during the making of this lemonade.'

'It's your mother -- are you here?'

'She may look like a little girl but she's responsible for one quarter of all our print revenue in children's consumables.'

'Hello, Acme investments? I understand you can't start investing too soon...'

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."