Kickstarter Enthusiast Mugs

"It's meatloaf. We didn't make our Kickstarter goal for steak."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"I, TikTok."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"This is off our first TikTok."

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

'Wow, my own desk!'

Lincoln v. Douglas - 2020

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

Mark Zuckerberg

Home for the Holidays

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

"What are we doing wrong?"

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

"Miss Davis, bring me everything we've got on turning a two-bit hole-in-the-wall operation into a multinational juggernaut."

SMALL BUSINESS LOANS, 'Your business plan seems to depend on winning a lot of state lotteries....'

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

"I crunched the numbers until cautiously opportunistic."