Keynesian Thinker Pillows

John Maynard Keynes

John Maynard Keynes

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

Innovative

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

Zoo: No Hunting.

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"God works in mysterious ways."

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

'I ink, therefore I am....'

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

'Is there something bothering you, besides sin, crime, hunger, that sort of thing?'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

Capital

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."

Jesus wept