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Lying Online.

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

The Baby Walker

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"What did you download at school today?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

High Riders of the Old West

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

Editor.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

Parenting Business Deals

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

King kong 5 G.

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

The First Day Back

Cow Pilot.

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Quiet Time

Automation of Security

Nanny with children on leash

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Are you sure they don't include children?"