Keyboard Tickler Mugs

Victor Borge.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

Lyme Disease Research Lab

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

'Quick! Take a picture!'

Keyboard player

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

Super Homeworld

Farmer to son: 'For heaven's sake Jeb! Get Bessie out of that tall grass now! Can't you see she's full of ticks?!'

'The main reason I took up the piano was, it's the only musical instrument that gives you a place to set your wine.'

'As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time...'

Beware of Watchdog.

"Stop using math to make me look bad."

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."

"Eww! A tick!"

'Piano Player'

'What do you mean, you can't look at the Milky Way because you're lactose-intolerant?'

Beethoven's teenage pro-surfer career takes a dramatic turn.

Trolley Rage.

Organ Player

"These keys seem vaguely familiar."

'No wonder he never forgets. He has a bubble memory with a storage capacity of 360 megabytes.'

"They say the mortality rates could be as high as 3%..Better buy more toilet rolls!"

'That's nothing - I once nibbled a toe that was THIS big...'

Very Early Tick Box Feedback Form Time Line

"Who's ready to hear a lot of adjacent keys played simultaneously?"

'Ok start her up!'

'You are where you are.'