Trolley Tickler Mugs

Trolley Rage.

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

Keyboard player

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

Farmer to son: 'For heaven's sake Jeb! Get Bessie out of that tall grass now! Can't you see she's full of ticks?!'

'The main reason I took up the piano was, it's the only musical instrument that gives you a place to set your wine.'

'About this tithing business -- do You accept manna?'

Beware of Watchdog.

'Piano Player'

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."

'What do you mean, you can't look at the Milky Way because you're lactose-intolerant?'

"You've been under that car for hours, dear, and you promised to go shopping with me!"

'We don't get many turtles here.'

"Hey, you're not my Joey!"

Organ Player

"I've never been so insulted in my life! If my arms could reach, I'd slap your face!"

"These keys seem vaguely familiar."

Shopping fatigue.

Very Early Tick Box Feedback Form Time Line

"They say the mortality rates could be as high as 3%..Better buy more toilet rolls!"

'No wonder he never forgets. He has a bubble memory with a storage capacity of 360 megabytes.'

'That's nothing - I once nibbled a toe that was THIS big...'

"Who's ready to hear a lot of adjacent keys played simultaneously?"

'Ok start her up!'

'My teeth are so bad I have to ask my dentist for permission to chew.'

'You are where you are.'

'Return shopping carts here and there.'

Self-Quarantine Derangement Syndrom