Keyboard Practice Gifts

Piano Keyboard

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Four children playing the flute.

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

A woman playing a keyboard

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

Caught in the Music

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

Bill Bailey

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

The Escape Key

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

Computer Life

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

Sergey Rahmaninov

New technologies.

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

Col Pugno

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud