Keyboard Navigator Prints

'If I'd known it was this easy, I'd have hit the escape key long ago.'

Messing around on the internet when your boss thinks you're hard at work.

'Password, password - come on memory!'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Online form - Submit.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Piano Recital

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

New music conference

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"I am not asking for directions."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Titanic: How's my steering.

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Battery Lighthouse

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'