Key Maestro Mugs

"Hey—no cheating!"

Fingers

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Jack of all trades

Orchestra.

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Horti-Culture

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Hildegard von Bingen

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Dynamite little combo

A baby playing on a grand piano

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

Violin Practise

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Kultural K9's.

Malcolm Sargent

A woman playing a keyboard

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Edvard Grieg

'He's working on a lullaby.'

Onion Tears

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

Street Organ - Monkey

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

The Drummer