Kettle Kinship Prints

A teapot and teacup

True confessions.

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Children's Party

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

'It's a horror-comedy.'

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

Shall I be mother?

"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."

"Before we begin, I think you should all know that I once smoked a reefer in 1935."

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"