Ketchup Crusader Mugs

'I want to start a movement to remove little ketchup packets from fast food restaurants. I can't dunk my fries!'

"Guess who brought king cake!"

You're the puff in my pastry!

'Do you have any catsup?'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Super pets.

Flying sauces.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

A dog at the bakery.

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

"Ah — excellent catsup."

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

Dogs and Cake

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

What's Their Secret?

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

The Family Joules: Part 15

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

'Come over here and nag me, I'm homesick.'