Kennel Clubs Prints

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

Proud Parents of 'Best in Breed' City Kennel Club.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'The grudge match.'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

"He must have picked that up at the kennel."

'I think it's passed its sell-by date.'

Pets on holiday.

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

The Croucho Club

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

Pole Vaulting Club

'This English Setter, Irish Wolfhound and Scotch Terrier, go into a bar...'

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

'Well, to begin with, you're going to have to get this fellow a bigger dog house.'

Time-of-the-month club.

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

"Welcome back sir: please come down..."

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

'Oh, I just love dealing with investment clubs. Now, in whose name will you be buying the one-half share of Microsoft?'

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

Bumbles bounce