Kennel Clubs Mugs

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

Proud Parents of 'Best in Breed' City Kennel Club.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'The grudge match.'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

"He must have picked that up at the kennel."

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

Pets on holiday.

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

'Well, to begin with, you're going to have to get this fellow a bigger dog house.'

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

The Croucho Club

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

Pole Vaulting Club

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

'This English Setter, Irish Wolfhound and Scotch Terrier, go into a bar...'

"Welcome back sir: please come down..."

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

'I don't like to carry ID.'

'Tortoise fanciers dinner 6:30pm for 10pm'

Bumbles bounce