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"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Textin’"

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

She - Interpreter - He.

Ruddy bloggers!

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

They had a tendency to talk past one another.

'We finally learned to communicate, and he's worse than I thought he was!

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

Social Networking.

The Love Psychologists

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"