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Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

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"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

She - Interpreter - He.

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"Textin’"

Ruddy bloggers!

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

They had a tendency to talk past one another.

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

Social Networking.

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

The Love Psychologists

'We finally learned to communicate, and he's worse than I thought he was!

"Stop squawking. Use your words."