Keeper Of Stories Prints

The Peak of Life

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Grumpy old merry men.

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

"It's 'Architectural Digest.' "

"It's not what you think."

Who's Dead

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Newborn making the V-sign

Scot country dancing,

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

'From the very beginning we felt that defeating the Big Bad Wolf would be meaningless unless we could parlay it into a book deal.'

'I've been knocking for ages!'

'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

Master Humphrey's visionary friends

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

"That book is kept downstairs in the Big Secret Important Book Room."

'Some day, people will wonder what these goal posts were.'

"Back in my day there weren't any delivery trucks, distribution centers and fancy computers! We just hopped door-to-door until our feet bled!"

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."

Always Remember Their Sacrifice. . .