Chronicler Of Tales Prints

Jean de Joinville

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Ghost puddle

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

'I've been knocking for ages!'

"He was going to buy. Why'd you tell him it was made with real gingerbread?"

Brothers Grimm

Frontispiece to the second volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

"Ok, ok, my mistake—twice upon a time..."

The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll And Mister Softee

"So, tell me all about some tourists who were here last year. . ."

Little Red Riding Hood Meets Goldilocks Meets Hansel and Gretel

Leprechaun reading under a mushroom lamp

'Misery only loves company if the company does't know any specifics.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Black Kitten.

'Oops, I've only got fifteen hundred shots left and we still have two full days before we go home.'

Jesus walks on water just as Moses parts the sea.

Giant Ape assists man escaping a cuckolded husband.

'I've got compassionate Conservatism fatigue.'

Man films uses phone camera. Woman says: 'I fail to see how filming the cat makes you a citizen journalist.'

"My apologies Mr Hare, I must be misreading this. You're right, how could you possibly lose the race against the tortoise tomorrow..."

Rumor has it that he left his heart in San Francisco.

'I've been catching my tail a lot lately.'

The Peak of Life

Alice finds the looking glass is made of Lexan, and she can't get through it.

"Aesop, schmaesop."

Before it was called the 'Dark Ages'.