Kawaii Cats Mugs

Cat show success.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

'This next song is about waking up your owner when's it's time to eat. It's called 'Butt in the Face.''

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

'Yes, that person there...'

'Education is very important. Let's go buy three liters of books so we can learn!'

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

"I mean it this time Brian, it's either me or the jazz!"

Question Mark

Hip Operation

'After we had him declawed he started taking on a tougher persona to compensate.'

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

Homing Beatnik

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

Like, Real Gone...

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

Schrodinger's Weekly Shop.

101 uses of a dead cat: civilisation flag.

Manga study #2

In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout.

Questions

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

"It was buried only last month, but we couldn't wait."

If you want everybody to know something: Censor it.

"Simple - the magnesium ion set among four nitrogen ions is the porphyrn responsible for chlorophyll. Any other questions?"