Karma Chameleon Mugs

'Oh wow! Bad karma!'

reincarnated worm...

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

Farmer's Market.

"Charlie Greider... that rascal! I had a sneaking suspicion he'd be shedding his skin and moving on to a bigger company before too long!"

'Reinvent yourself, and get back to us.'

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

At the poetic justice fair.

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

"He retired as an executive, returned as a contractor, became a consultant and now he's a brooding presence."

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

"Your resume shows you have had numerous jobs and in all of them you were rather invisible."

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

'You're a model - what sort, dear?'

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

'Actually I started out in quantum mechanics, but somewhere along the way I took a wrong turn.'

'Caught him stealing a book... 'Karma'.'

The Ins and Outs of childhood

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

"No menus, you get what you deserve!"

"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

Your karma will catch up with you!

'Are you having this identity crisis because you current identity sucks?'

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'