Karaoke Critiquer Mugs

I hate karaoke nights.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Wolf Karaoke

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Karataoke

Freddie Mercury

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

Tina Turner

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

"Darling, I never realised how talented you weren't!"

Robbie Williams

Karaoke night.

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

Punctuation Karaoke Night

Singer and her microphone

"You can't do Elvis - you ain't nothing but a hound dog!"

The Four Tops in Concert

City centre pub.

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

Supermarket Warehouse. At night, with just security here, the products sing classic karaoke. The orange juice is belting Elvis'"All Shook Up." Peanut butter and jelly performed a duet of "Love Will Keep Us Together." children's breakfast cereal sang "Sugar, Sugar." And sriracha sauce did a rendition of "Great Balls of Fire"! What song will the ground beef choose? Jimmy Buffett's "Cheeseburger in Paradise," of course!

The Bar & Grill of Ordinary Men: Quiet Desperation 11 am - closing (Karaoke on Saturday)

Rod Stewart

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

Madonna.

Mick Jagger.

'I could have been the next Neil Young, but my ol' man made me take singing lessons.'

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

Pizza and Karaoke

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

Mick Jagger

Young lady telling a young man he is not singing low enough.