Juxtaposition Joker Pillows

'If you are going to the 'spray tan' salon, will you take our gate I was going to paint it.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Joust Sharpener

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Tee-Hee-Bay - XXXL shoes.

Devil tattoo.

'Does My Bum Look Big In This Dimension?'

"And yet, I too am a still life."

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

Amish man looking at 'living in sin' greetings cards.

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

Scientist juggling dangerous bacteria

"To be fair - he DID say he was going to rearrange your face...!"

"Do I come here often?"

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Well, Henderson, you were the one who thought we should give him a free hand."

"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"

"The end is near."

'Know your future - palmistry, tarot cards, DNA screening'

"*One more thing, no doubt."

Assassin/Cartoonist

and Fernandez is going for his hat-trick...

"We're finishing up the sales reports now."

"So I said to her, I said"

Jockey trying to push a horse over a jump.

Dr. McWit likes to show off his multitasking skills.