Justice System Professional Mugs

"Good news. Your execution was overturned on appeal."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"Am I going to get my just desserts?"

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

'It wasn't a hate crime, Your Honor — I actually kind of liked the guy.'

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

"Can you hear me now?"

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."

"You've gotta be for Trump. It's all about the judges."

'Well, now we know -- blaming the victim DOESN'T work.'

"It was a crime of passion, not the defendant's offense, out verdict."

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

"Yes, Your Honor. I am Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

Bambridge on Trial for Murder.

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods

"I plead guilty, Your Honor, but only in a nice, white-collar sort of way."

'Your Honor, my client is incontinent to stand trail...'