'Marvin Quinn - Attorney at Law - Jury Whisperer.'
Jury Influencer Mugs
Start their day with a clever mug that celebrates their influence—perfect for jury influencers to stay inspired during long work sessions or moments of reflection.
"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."
'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'
"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."
"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."
'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'
"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."
"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."
'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"
From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor
"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."
"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."
"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."
"This is off our first TikTok."
"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"
"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."
Witches of Instagram
Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.
Creativity 2.0
"Before the defense rests, my client would like to read you a little sonnet he composed about his love for the jury."
"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."
"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."
'Your tweets have quite a following.'
Cristiano Ronaldo
"Remember when we were Instagram models?"
"I already have the perfect hashtag!"
"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."
Paranoia vs Social Currency.
'How do I get people to visit my...'
And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons
"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"
"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"
'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'
From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor
"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."
Jury Influencer Mugs Collection
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