Jury Charmer Mugs

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"#notguilty."

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

"Am I going to get my just desserts?"

"Boy is he good! He's even got me convinced you're guilty!"

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

"We, the jury, find the defendant."

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'

'Then if there are no objections, we will recess until tomorrow morning.'

"Not guilty, Your Honor, and thank you for asking."

"We, the jury, award the plaintiffs 100 trillion dollars - just because."

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

'We find the defendant to be dead meat.'

"We find the defendant 'guilty', …. not that there's anything wrong with that."

'It wasn't easy, but I got you a jury of your peers — six hairdressers, five interior decorators, and a professor of 18th Century poetry.'

"It's clear from the replay that it was a leading question."

Dog defendant and cat jury - The Rigged Jury

'Slow down. . . okay. . . 'Do you solemnly swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you god?''

This is my story and I'm stickin with it!

Boy in court swearing oath on comic book

'We find the defendant guilty. Do you have a problem with that?'

'I'd better start on your appeal.'

"We find the defendant guilty because he doth protest too much."

A judge, the lawyers for the prosecution and defense, the accused and the jury stand in front of a packed courtroom and bow while holding hands like they are finishing a performance.

'The jury have instructed me to say that they expected a rather more spicy case.'

'The jury and our computers find the defendant guilty.'

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

'I told you it wouldn't work. You just can't predict what a jury is going to do.'

'It's innocent or guilty. There are no do-overs.'