Food that is good for you and food that is good for drug companies.
Junk Food Rebel Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the fun and rebellious spirit of a junk food lover? Our collection of creatively designed products celebrates indulgence, individuality, and a carefree attitude. From witty t-shirts to quirky mugs and bold prints, these gifts are ideal for anyone who refuses to take life too seriously and loves a tasty treat. Whether it's for a friend or yourself, find something that says ‘you do you’ with humor and style.
"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."
It's fun being bad with dad.
"Good For You / Bad For You"
'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'
'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'
'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'
Homo Gamus
A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop
Menu Dating
The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."
Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'
"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."
The Official Covid-19 Diet
"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"
'Forget worms. Think fast food.'
"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."
Sweet surprise.
'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'
'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'
Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.
"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."
'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'
The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!
"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."
'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'
Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'
Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry
Junk Food
His Written Work Wasn't Very Good But His Practicals Made Up For It.
Dave's Hamburger Shop
Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'
'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'
"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"
'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'
Junk Food Rebel Gifts Collection
Junk Food Rebel Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for junk food rebels—perfect for coffee or tea lovers with a cheeky sense of humor.
Junk Food Rebel Pillows
Decorate your space with pillows perfect for junk food rebels—soft, playful, and full of personality.
Junk Food Rebel Prints
Browse our prints to celebrate your love for flavorful rebellion—bold art that adds character to any room.
Junk Food Rebel T-Shirts
Check out our tees for the ultimate junk food rebel—fun, colorful, and designed to make a statement about your love for tasty treats.