Junior Lawyers Mugs

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

I rule by fear.

'Will this help me get into law school?'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

"Again? I read you your Miranda rights last night."

'Hello. My father is an attorney. This is how I allegedly spent my summer vacation.'

Small child checks out a book.

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

'I wonder what the statue of limitations is on something like this?'

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

'The doctor will be right with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

She's at that ackward stage in law school between a knapsack and briefcase.

He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up.

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

'Great. Another trainee lawyer.'

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

'Forget about hunting and gathering - I'm going to be a lawyer.'

Anatomy.

Grand rounds vs. ground rounds.

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

"Oh no, those aren't recharging stations for phones. We have those there so physicians can get themselves recharged!"

'If that's the Police Station - we're not here!'