Future Lawyers Mugs

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

Truth

Law School teacher.

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

"We make crime pay."

Do Guns Kill?

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

Lady Justice.

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

"If we learned anything in law school, we learned that you can never have enough wiggle room."

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

'Will this help me get into law school?'