Junior It Detective Mugs

rebooting computer

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"Again? I read you your Miranda rights last night."

'Pick up Carlson on the end, he's got proven performance data.'

Vacancy at the Ecuadoran Embassy

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

"I think Baxter needs a break."

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

"...and for your part in the computer fraud I sentence you to eighteen months @www.hermajestiesprison.co.uk"

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

'If that's the Police Station - we're not here!'

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."

"If there's a way in, they'll find it."

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

"People are always whining about food labelling, but there's NOTHING that ANYONE with a reasonable chemistry degree and maybe a PhD in pharmacology wouldn't with a little effort, be able to understand....At least a little."

Kid to mom: 'How come I ask so many questions?'

It's only an email, what harm can it do?

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

Amateur Spam.

"You fix it by buying a new one."

Information and Still don't get it.

"I think oral sex is when they just talk about it."

It's my turn to put you under electronic surveillance. Cops-n-Robbers-n-Identity Thieves-n-Corporate Investigators.

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

Policeman on the internet looking for suspect.

"But you really can't trust the media."

You Always Get to Be the Good Guy

'Next time I cut the red wire...'

Spyware is easy to see, if you know where to look.

Cybergeist: They're here!