Junior Innovators Gifts

'Plagiarism!'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Small child building a large contraption from junk

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

'I see the TV has broken down again .'

He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up.

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."