Jungle Jiver Mugs

Monkey and Giraffe using hoops ... rhino stuck in his

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Crow and fox

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Ecotourism.

Getting Rid of the Cure

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

'And before we start, Higgins, I'd like to remind you that this is not a laughing matter.'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

"Well it looks like we're all here."

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

Sloth traffic jam.

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

Tarzan mobile phone

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

Color-Rectal Exams for Baboons...

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

'With this offer you get high speed internet, satellite TV and a new message tapping log for just $99.95 a month.'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

'It's chaps like you who are the backbone of these expeditions,Fanshaw.'