Jungle Jiver Mugs

Monkey and Giraffe using hoops ... rhino stuck in his

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Crow and fox

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Ecotourism.

Getting Rid of the Cure

'And before we start, Higgins, I'd like to remind you that this is not a laughing matter.'

"Well it looks like we're all here."

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

Sloth traffic jam.

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

'With this offer you get high speed internet, satellite TV and a new message tapping log for just $99.95 a month.'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

'It's chaps like you who are the backbone of these expeditions,Fanshaw.'

'It was just here! Ugh...I bet it threw our dinner again.'