Jungle Jesters Mugs

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

"He damaged a nerve when he pulled the thorn out. I'd have had a surefire malpractice suit if I hadn't eaten him."

'Cheetah?... Boy?...Simba?... Jane?....'

'It sounds like the Zulu Standup Comic tribe is restless tonight! I hear rimshots!'

Banana Arcade Game

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Snowman of the Apes

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

"Influence this."

Crow and fox

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'Fancy a swift half?'

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'And before we start, Higgins, I'd like to remind you that this is not a laughing matter.'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

"Any other skills?"

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."

Rodins rotten juggler

Show Jumping Tantrums

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

'With this offer you get high speed internet, satellite TV and a new message tapping log for just $99.95 a month.'

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'